What psychological flirting looks like. Hey, Lisa. Her name's not Lisa. I know, I know. But if every time I say, 'Hey, Lisa,' eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, 'You know my name's not Lisa, it's Jennifer,' or whatever. And I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling.' And then
WAIT FOR IT. Wait in line. Excuse me ma'am, I'm first. I'm first. You have to step behind me. Thank you. No problem. Okay. Oh, excuse me ma'am. I'm in line. We don't need to open. She's next. Okay, you wait for your turn. Yes ma'am. Okay. Yes, she's next, so you have to be behind her. Should I tell her? Should we work here? Uh, no. The customer alw
Bro, what the heck? How could you do that? Don't you understand it's men like you that are terrible, disgusting, polluting. Bro, I'm on the phone, bro, please be quiet. Sorry about that. Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. What was that? Oh yeah, for real.
Becca For Hire @bex-be-tweetin should anyone be wondering why I'm 36 and perpetually single... Exhibit A: Wanna come over? Brian's here Heyyy probably going to stay in. Not really in the headspace to meet new people Brian's a dog why didn't you lead with that On my way
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